These individuals comprise The Jig Crew.

Here you can gain an insight into our ways and customs, our hearts and minds and even our lives, nay, our very souls.

The members of The Jig Crew used to have names, but we lost them in a game of strip poker with Berkshire Bedlam.

S of the JC
S is for Squire. Despite his debatable mental abilities being further hampered by major brain surgery, he leads his merry band of morris warriors into dance combat with flair and vigour. He is a true morris tart and can usually be seen dancing with just about anyone who'll let him

If you ever see him passed out in a corner, you are encouraged to grab a marker pen and treat his face like a whiteboard.

LMD of the JC

LMD is for Last Minute Dave. He has his fingers in too many pies (figuratively and literally) and often can't decide whether to make an appearance until the last minute. However, he is not called Dave.

He is also the team's token ginger.

CI of the JC

CI is for Complete Idiot. He is by far the completest idiot we have ever met. He may be the biggest, most complete idiot in the land. You want a melodeon leaving on the London Underground? He's your man!

But somehow, some way, he focuses his idiocy into pure harmonica genius.

The boy can play.

Also now comes with optional ferret chin attachment.

FP of the JC

FP is for Fancy Pants. Camper than a row of pink tents, he brings a touch of class and some extraordinarily luxurious trousers to The Crew.

BD of the JC

BD is for Big Dyke. This is a fine example of our razor sharp wit as she is in fact very small. See what we did there? She is so small that we could not find a camera able to take a recognisable picture, so we had this artists impression made instead.

She would also like to point out that she is not a dyke and has a boyfriend with whom she furthers their relationship on a thrice nightly basis.

UN of the JC

UN is for the Un-Named one. We know very little about it, except it is believed to have crawled out of a swamp in Bolivia in Jig Crew kit. We found it on a dance out in Fylde and being the kind, compassionate, morally upstanding citizens we are we gave it a home in the understairs cupboard, feed it a bucket of fish eyes every fortnight and force it to do the washing up and clean the bathroom in exchange for being allowed out to dance.

OM of the JC

OM is for old man. We are unsure how old he actually is as even carbon dating gets a little iffy going that far back. We believe him to be somewhere between the ages of coal and Bruce Forsyth.

SV of the JC

SV is for S**t Vegetarian. He is the kind of "vegetarian" who eats a meat feast pizza. This ability to completely ignore his principles makes him a shining example of what it takes to be a Jig Crew member.